Camping in the Woods is a rumored Sitting Ducks episode.


Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle decide to go camping in the woods, but actually they're scared. So, the boys pull a scary prank.


  • (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle whimpers. On the outside, Arvy and Ally walk to the tent, while Raoul and Wallace  snickers. Arvy shushes them)
  • Arvy: "Hey, twerps! How's it goin'?"
  • (Their shadows appear on the outside of the tent)
  • Ed: "Arvy? Ally? What are you doing here?"
  • Arvy: "Ally here, suggest we should go check on the you guys. So, how are you? Scared?"
  • Ed: "No!"
  • Arvy: "I'm telling you! There are no monsters from the be---"
  • (Suddenly, the Cannibal Monster from Beyond pops out of nowhere, and gives Arvy and Ally a scare)
  • Arvy: "Ya-ha-ha-ha-HA!!!"
  • (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle get scared. On the outside, it's actually Raoul in the monster costume. Arvy and Ally scream in "terror", it "captures" Ally)
  • Ally: "ARRRRVVYYYY!!!!!!"
  • Arvy: "ALLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
  • (The "monster" captures Arvy. The ducks are frightened by this)
  • Bill: (scared) "Arvy! What was that, Oly?!"
  • Oly: (scared) "It w-w-was the, Cannibal Monster!"
  • Ed: "What happened to Arvy?"
  • (The ducks look out the tent and see Arvy and Ally on the ground. Then, they get up, acting like zombies)
  • Bill: "What do we do now?"
  • Ed: "RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!"
  • (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle run from the "zombies". They run and scream through the woods, where they encounter Wallace and Bally, also acting like zombies. They continue running, and then see a Cannibal Monster dummy. They scream in horror and continue running. While running, Oly steps on a bucket of fruit punch. They leave the woods)
  • Bill: "I knew this was a bad idea from the start!"
  • Ed: "Did it stop chasing us? What do we do?!"
  • Waddle: "Call the police! Call the fire department! Call the army! Call my mommy!"
  • Ed: (gasps) "Oly, what's that on your foot?"
  • Oly: "It's a bucket of BLOOOD!!!"